I am attending this ball
Dancing in the big ball room of the town hall…
Something buzzing in the jacket it cannot be my cigarette packet
Oh it’s my mobile phone
Flashing a known name
That too with a strange ring tone.
It’s my good old friend
A fashionista often busy in setting a new trend.
Asked about my girlfriend she loves match making...
No I said ..I am single. with a smirk and a dimple
She confirmed its time to get mingle as if I am in her undertaking
She assured me…I won’t be single anymore
Her friend (Jenny)is beautiful she said but there is a problem
She sleeps while talking and she snores
With an unfamiliar frown, no worries I said
I’ll give her a tight hug,
while keeping my ears plugged
Party looks dull..I am getting bored
I walked away from the floor into the corridor
Coming up is my first date I hate to get late
7 in the morning she shouted as I walk past the gate
7 in the morning is going to be the prime time
Not to forget hook I need to tie the metal wind chime
I don’t see any harm in setting an early morning alarm
Only to get up early see clear azure sky and to get embraced by sun’s arms
It’s the day...
I walked into the garage
Driving my father’s car is no less than
Loitering in desert and looking at a Mirage
It leaves me with no option
I see my rat bike covered with dirt
It is enough to spoil my linen shirt
So…
I would prefer to walk….
The phone rings again
Voice says by 8 I must be at Blains’
To commute I need a coach.. may be a train
My wrong area aches as walking is a big pain
As I entered the restaurant…I see a gorgeous Lady
Its still morning but the place looks quite shady
Shall I approach her….yes, no.... maybe?
Suddenly..I slipped,flipped into her lap
Iam trying to get up but there is no gap
And the posture is perfect I deserve a clap
I turned pale it could be a one tight slap
I am really sorry I uttered! She said its ok.
Holding me in her arms she is looking like an upright of croquet.
She is so ravishing…I should have got her a bouquet.
Her smile can be compared sun shine
Her deep eyes send a chill through my spine
Only with you I want to dine and wine
Dance all day, all night…lets not think about the time
Falling in love after all is not a crime
All I want is you to be mine
Oh this feeling is so divine…
I am looking common interests to share
Only to find a few that too are very rare
We two will make a perfect pair
I don’t like to get public let it be a clandestine affair
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Huge Jenny walks in..
She weighs around a tonne
Asked me are you Anupammmm?
I know I am in a big problem
Smiling at me she looks like a big bun.
My heart says… son…its time to run!!
Cursing my Fate…I am saying Life is like a big fish and I am a bait
Thank god I have that lady’s #
Something that I would remember
About my 1st date.
