My 1st Date.

I am attending this ball

Dancing in the big ball room of the town hall…

Something buzzing in the jacket it cannot be my cigarette packet

Oh it’s my mobile phone

 Flashing a known name

That too with a strange ring tone.

It’s my good old friend

A fashionista often busy in setting a new trend.

Asked about my girlfriend she loves match making...

No I said ..I am single. with a smirk and a dimple

She confirmed its time to get mingle as if I am in her undertaking

She assured me…I won’t be single anymore

Her friend (Jenny)is beautiful she said but there is a problem

She sleeps while talking and she snores

With an unfamiliar frown, no worries I said

I’ll give her a tight hug,

while keeping my ears plugged

Party looks dull..I am getting bored

I walked away from the floor into the corridor

Coming up is my first date I hate to get late

7 in the morning she shouted as I walk past the gate

7 in the morning is going to be the prime time

Not to forget hook I need to tie the metal wind chime

I don’t see any harm in setting an early morning alarm

Only to get up early see clear azure sky and to get embraced by sun’s arms

It’s the day...

I walked into the garage

Driving my father’s car is no less than

Loitering in desert and looking at a Mirage

It leaves me with no option

I see my rat bike covered with dirt

It is enough to spoil my linen shirt

So…

I would prefer to walk….

The phone rings again

Voice says by 8 I must be at Blains’

To commute I need a coach.. may be a train

My wrong area aches as walking is a big pain

As I entered the restaurant…I see a gorgeous Lady

Its still morning but the place looks quite shady

Shall I approach her….yes, no.... maybe?

Suddenly..I slipped,flipped into her lap

Iam trying to get up but there is no gap

And the posture is perfect I deserve a clap

I turned pale it could be a one tight slap

I am really sorry I uttered! She said its ok.

Holding me in her arms she is looking like an upright of croquet.

She is so ravishing…I should have got her a bouquet.

Her smile can be compared sun shine

Her deep eyes send a chill through my spine

Only with you I want to dine and wine

Dance all day, all night…lets not think about the time

Falling in love after all is not a crime

All I want is you to be mine

Oh this feeling is so divine…

I am looking common interests to share

Only to find a few that too are very rare

We two will make a perfect pair

I don’t like to get public let it be a clandestine affair

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Huge Jenny walks in..

She weighs around a tonne

Asked me are you Anupammmm?

I know I am in a big problem

Smiling at me she looks like a big bun.

My heart says… son…its time to run!!

Cursing my Fate…I am saying Life is like a big fish and  I am a bait

Thank god I have that lady’s #

Something that I would remember

About my 1^st date.